Top Ten List
Last week, our Top Ten List featured ways that prove that one is a 'manly' man. The thing is, over the years attitudes have changed, and in some places, the 'sensitive' male is now in vogue. So how does one go about that? Here are Ten Ways to prove to the world that man can be a caring soul.
10. Wear pullover sweaters, maybe draped around your neck,with the arms tied. Kind of the "Biff from Lambda Chi' look. If you don't own one, a sweater vest could work in a pinch.
9. Moisturize. Because who wants dry skin?
8. Drink only wine, or imported bottles of beer. Nothing out of the tap, unless it is something exotic like Guinness or something else imported.
7. At a restaurant, and when they ask if you would like a glass of water, say "yes but with a slice of lemon, please."
6. Real leather shoes. Get rid of anything that reeks of Chinese plastic.
5. Own nothing polyester. Actually this rule applies to everyone, everywhere and in all walks of life. The only people who get an exception are professional bowlers. For the rest of us, there can be no synthetics at all. This is actually done for safety reasons. We all know what happens when you stand to close to a heat register and are polyester.
4. Take your poodle out for a walk.
3. Your car doesn't get washed. Nope. Now it goes in to get 'detailed'.
2. At dinnertime, you eat all of your salad. And there is no complaining that about it filling you up before the steak arrives.
And finally the number one way to let people know that you are a 'sensitive' man..
1. You record Glee and Dowton Abbey on your DVR. That way you can watch them when you got time, that kind of thing..
Thanks, back Tuesday with another So as I was Saying essay.
We will talk soon
Jeff
10. Wear pullover sweaters, maybe draped around your neck,with the arms tied. Kind of the "Biff from Lambda Chi' look. If you don't own one, a sweater vest could work in a pinch.
9. Moisturize. Because who wants dry skin?
8. Drink only wine, or imported bottles of beer. Nothing out of the tap, unless it is something exotic like Guinness or something else imported.
7. At a restaurant, and when they ask if you would like a glass of water, say "yes but with a slice of lemon, please."
6. Real leather shoes. Get rid of anything that reeks of Chinese plastic.
5. Own nothing polyester. Actually this rule applies to everyone, everywhere and in all walks of life. The only people who get an exception are professional bowlers. For the rest of us, there can be no synthetics at all. This is actually done for safety reasons. We all know what happens when you stand to close to a heat register and are polyester.
4. Take your poodle out for a walk.
3. Your car doesn't get washed. Nope. Now it goes in to get 'detailed'.
2. At dinnertime, you eat all of your salad. And there is no complaining that about it filling you up before the steak arrives.
And finally the number one way to let people know that you are a 'sensitive' man..
1. You record Glee and Dowton Abbey on your DVR. That way you can watch them when you got time, that kind of thing..
Thanks, back Tuesday with another So as I was Saying essay.
We will talk soon
Jeff
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